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A：So, what happened?
B：He never came.
A：He stood you up?
B：I wouldn't exactly characterize it in that way. I think something happened. Something terrible and unexpected that made it impossible for him to… what if he showed up, took one look at me and left?
B：Maybe, there was a subway accident.
B：A train got trapped underground with him inside.
A：And no phone.
B：And you know, how those express trains create suction.
A：Hey, Leo. How come you look so terrible? What's goin' on?
B：You can say that again. Susan' brother dropped in from out of town, so I offered to put him up for a few days. But he's driving me up a wall. This guy is a bottomless pit.
A：How gross! I can't handle people like that. Does he at least give you a hand around the house?
B：He doesn't lift a finger! I bend over backwards cleaning up all day and he sleeps in until noon.
A：Man, what a freeloader. You better do something quick or he'll never hit the road. After all, he's got it made in the shade here.
B：You think he might stay even longer?!
A：Now, don't go losing your temper. If you tolerated all you can, just kick him out…but do it with gloves. I know! Tell him a white lie like you're getting the house fumigated!
B：That wouldn't be a lie!
A：Any chance of using your telephone?
B：You’ve been using it for two weeks without paying.
A：Well, I thought it was not that serious.